j: what am i supposed to say, that you're.....dead?
j: wow, those words are only two letters off.
j: no, two--d-e-f
a: that's not how you spell 'deaf'
j: whoa... i meant like in the alphabet.
a: i meant like how they're the same word only except for the last letter.
j: ...i hate our language; that was SO unclear.